MASSIVE LEAK OUT OF 388 STAFF

[Motivation_Monday]

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Lani's hair is actually green.

Edwin is training to set the backwards running World Record.

Aidan actually likes Risk Astley (he says he was "born in the wrong generation.")

Robert is in fact a world-class painter.

Santiago has Benjamin Button’s disease and is actually 60 years old.

Alan is surprisingly lactose intolerant.

Prof. Halderman is related to the namesake of Chez Betty.

Prof. Roy Chowdhury has a fabulous collection of Hawaiian shirts.

Peter Honeyman can do a back-flip on normal ground.

Prof. Grubbs enjoys pineapple on pizza.

Ben has an uncle named Mao.

Sydney is secretly a flat-earther.

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I didn't think such huge revelations were able to be made about 388 staff. Below is the link to the original leak.

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[Artemis]

Dude this is absolutely crazy!!!!!!!

[not_joe_mama]

HATE to see it

[bad_branches]

Heard Alan is on a butter and cheese diet