The Collective

GUYS okay, seriously this new president is awesomeeeeeeee

I was thinking about it some more, and because I'm so ~~spirited~~, I thought WTH (what the heck), I should do something to spread my cheer.

To do so, I wrote this wonderful haiku:

Prez ono - A Haiku by -- -.. ..- .-.. -.-
Snow-white wintertime
where whimsical prez ono
at fleetwood diner

Some of my critics(& h8ters) are saying:

• "The juxtaposition of prez ono and fleetwood diner is truly inspired."
  - The Daily Tale
  
  "I don't like short poems. So why am I reviewing a haiku, you may wonder? Well, I liked the title - 'Prez ono'. It went down hill from there."
  - Enid Kibbler
  
  "Amazing how so few words can set a scene so perfectly. I close my eyes and all I can see is the snow-white wintertime."
  - Hit the Spoof
  
  "I felt that I was a prez ono. It was spooky. I hope to read more by -- -.. ..- .-.. -.- ; perhaps next time, something longer."
  - Zob Gloop
  
  "I've always wanted to write a haiku about a prez ono. I can't belive -- -.. ..- .-.. -.- has beaten me to it."
  - Betty Borison
  
  "Snow-white wintertime is a popular first line for a haiku. It's incredible how much diversity can be achieved with those final lines."
  - Chris Critic, otherwise known as Cristic

I will continue to be inspired by our new prez, and I hope he takes a selfie with me at some point

this truly brings me child-like wonder. i hope prez ono lets me sit on his lap and brings me many gifts in the snow-white wintertime

I WROTE A HAIKU

Santa Ono leads,
Wisdom, kindness in his heart,
Joyful gifts he brings.